I'm in a pissy mood, so I would like to spread the love. Like a lot of people I know, I loathe the NBA. And like a lot of people I know, I love the NBA playoffs. Teams I could give a shit less about during regular season play, suddenly become interesting, even entertaining to watch during the playoffs. The best part is that I get to pick a team to root for, and in this year's finals is a team I actually respect (Cavs), playing a team I f'ing hate (Spurs).
Cavs are behind 3 games to none. Way to go.
I blame this on Anderson Varejao. He is fucking terrible. Again, remember I don't watch regular season basketball, so I know nothing about the no-name players, or whether they are actually to blame for a team sucking. He probably isn't to blame. I only know that which I see during the playoffs, and what I have seen of Anderson Varejao is comedic. Like an oaf, he bounces around the court with that goofy, dipshit hairdo, fouling people, missing easy shots, taking flops, throwing elbows, and knocking the ball out of bounds. Basically, he looks like me playing basketball. How is this guy playing in the NBA?
I know it won't happen, but part of me likes to imagine him Googling his name, only to come across this blog. That's right, read this. A nerd from Kentucky thinks you're awful and that you look like another douche I know, the lead singer from The Counting Crows, Adam Cocksmoker. That's another blog in itself, but how are The Counting Crows selling records? Have you heard this guy sing?!?! Well? Have you? I'd rather hear my dog getting violated by Anderson Varejao.
3 comments:
It's not just the that the Cavs suck. The entire Eastern Conference is a bunch of ass-shiffers. The Playoffs could have been and double elimination round-robin tournament with all eight Eastern Conference Playoff teams playing seven game series, all against the Spurs, and we would still see Timmy lifting that trophy over his head.
Thanks for writing this.
Fuck off and get a fucking clue you dickless faggot. The Cav's suck? Yeah, just the fucking best record in basketball this year, and holy fucking shit, they even play the awsome Western Conference , now if you really want to see some fucking shitty basketball played by a bunch of fucking pussies, the West is for you, and fucking timmy will never again hold fucking anything but a ball over his head you stupid fucking dick.
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